Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven, Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great ! It just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor. That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no jobs in heaven."
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, there are many jobs, but just no pay. Everything is provided free, therefore no Bill as well."