2015年11月3日 星期二

151103二晨涼轉載:Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs again

笑話看到膩。以下這個美國基督教圈子的附會(Steve Jobs生前信佛,Bill Gates應無宗教信仰)但取材頗妙,收錄如下(我調動了兩句,順了一順:

Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven, Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great ! It just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need Windows and Gates. I'm sorry,  Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor. That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no jobs in heaven."
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, there are many jobs, but just no pay. Everything is provided free, therefore no Bill as well."

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