Post-voting Day 1: ‘Suicide’

       Suddenly, want to try using my lesser language to leave a joke. Hope I won’t mislead anyone with erroneous usage.

       

       As expected, “The Death of Hong Kong” first pronounced by an American journalist is again making headlines after an absence of 17 years.

       When the headline says “the ‘Wolf’ Has Landed, Meant to Rule for 10 Years”, it actually means “Beijing Has Taken Control. Hong Kong Pronounced Dead”.

       “End of Time”, “Dark Age”, “Reign of Horror”……I wish my English is better so that I can give you all the proper descriptions of this sentiment.

       But you know what I mean. Use your imagination, all descriptions are as good as any.

      The only absence may be the use of word ‘Holocaust’. But we can always make a case to add this to the new CE’s vocabulary. He did say that we should deploy anti-riot contingent forces, right? Maybe what he meant was actually PLA with the full support of tanks and armory vehicles like that of 1989, or even like present Syria, where fighters and bombers were dispatched to trouble spots to restore ‘order’.

      But talk is empty. Better buy your plane ticket and pack your belongings quick, before Chek Lap Kok turns into a refuge camp like Heathrow sealed in the heavy snow.

      Paying visit to Sai Wan, the Western District or the nickname for the representative of the Central Government on the first day after election is ‘suicide’ after so much talk and actually ‘evidence’ of arm twisting by the latter in his favor.

     Anyone with common sense will immediately conclude: This guy is indeed a puppet of SW and can’t be anything other than a ‘commi’ (excuse me for using such a derogative American slang just to emphasize the public sentiment at least in the media. I was trained in America during the height of the cold war when “Commis are coming” was a common outcry.).

     I can imagine the headlines of tomorrow. No, not “Puppet” or “Rule by SW” , these are today’s, already in place.

     Being an opinion leader, you have to think one step or at least half a step ahead of the people. In that case, may be “To the Street”?

     Kevin Costner wanted us to “Dance with Wolves”. But here in HK, “They Shoot Wolves, Don’t They?”


    But as I said in the beginning, this is only a JOKE, a portrait of the extremes of the day, not meant to be taken seriously..